We should start out by getting two things straight:
1.) I don't know you. Probably a good thing; since you're reading blogs, I'm assuming you're either a stalker of sorts, or just a plain old douche. But whatever, you can change my mind.
2.) You don't know me. That's a problem.
Now that that is all nice and squared away, and I seem like an over-confrontatious asshole, you're probably questioning why you've kept reading. Since you've made it this far, you might as well just keep going.
I've created this blog to give you, the reader, exclusive insight into the life of a slacker college student. You may be questioning my 'slacker-ness' as I am a sophomore Pharmacy student attending a private school hell-bent on reaching ivy league status (How is that even possible you ask? Your guess is as good as mine.), graduated highschool with a 3.7+ GPA, and have not recieved less than a C in any class. Well, if you could see any day in my college life, you'd quickly learn where I get the wherewithal to call myself a slacker. Other than barely passing even the easiest of classes, joining a fraternity, and working in a pharmacy once every three weeks back home, in almost a year and a half at school, I have accomplished almost nothing. Since I'm fighting the front-line battle against attending class, studying, and being an otherwise productive student while a majority or you out there are doing just that, I have figured I might as well provide you entertainment with some shenanigans, anecdotes, and adventures from my daily like. I know you are most likely saying to yourself, "Haha. Holy balls. This is absolutely hilarious. I want to make babies with this man!" Well, I've got news for you: It is hilarious, and its only going to get better. But, I don't really want to have kids yet, sorry. Maybe in a few years. You have my e-mail. As far as updating with new posts is concerned, I really can't say. If I do it as much as I attend Organic Chemistry, It'll probably be about once a week when I'm feeling really energetic. Either way, tell your friends its time to hop aboard A Train to Know Where. Trust me, it's in your best interest...
Making 2.0 the new 4.0,
Jordan Pelton
